Lzr-1143 (Book 4): Desolation
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For the record, it is not fun to have zombies rain down on your head like meat confetti. Useful under these circumstances? Yes. Necessary? Probably, yes.
Slightly comedic? I guess so.
But fun? Hardly.
They tumbled forward, most of them going over the railing at the hip, and hence falling past us in a cartwheel of moaning and frustrating convulsions as they splattered one after another against the rocks below. But several by-passed the railing and simply walked over the edge, arms a...nd faces pointed down at us, as if they would just continue on in the air like a cartoon character, or walk down the wall like a gecko-zombie. Why was this painful? Because unlike the ones that cartwheeled out and over, who had gained some manner of momentum from their forward tumble, the ones that walked out over us fell directly down, meaning that I had to swat them away while curled up over Eli in an upright fetal position. Not. Fun.
I got several disgusting feet in my face, one rotten knee to the head, and one shoulder right in the nose before the undead rain had subsided. And just so you know, if I ever form a band, it’s going to be called Undead Rain.MoreLess
For the record, it is not fun to have zombies rain down on your head like meat confetti. Useful under these circumstances? Yes. Necessary? Probably, yes.
Slightly comedic? I guess so.
But fun? Hardly.
They tumbled forward, most of them going over the railing at the hip, and hence falling past us in a cartwheel of moaning and frustrating convulsions as they splattered one after another against the rocks below. But several by-passed the railing and simply walked over the edge, arms a...nd faces pointed down at us, as if they would just continue on in the air like a cartoon character, or walk down the wall like a gecko-zombie. Why was this painful? Because unlike the ones that cartwheeled out and over, who had gained some manner of momentum from their forward tumble, the ones that walked out over us fell directly down, meaning that I had to swat them away while curled up over Eli in an upright fetal position. Not. Fun.
I got several disgusting feet in my face, one rotten knee to the head, and one shoulder right in the nose before the undead rain had subsided. And just so you know, if I ever form a band, it’s going to be called Undead Rain.MoreLess
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