Love Sex & Other Games (Part 1)
“Famous last words spoken by the biggest of idiots preceding monumental mistakes since the existence of man.
I swallow down my eighth—ninth?—shot of whiskey and chase it with the last of my Corona. Leslie, the maid of honor—laughable title for someone who is neither a maiden nor honorable—is staring down at me with a smile faker than her tan and tits put together. Her jaw is set so tight I cringe at the sound of her teeth grinding together. With a sigh, I jerk the proffered microphone from h...er outstretched hand and push my seat back. Her subsequent smirk is purely evil. The chick is a bitch all the way down to her black soulless core. This is payback for the pump-n-dump—I’m sorry, the one-night-stand—following a weekend’s worth of drinking, which just so happened to be the same weekend as Miles’ bachelor party. Coincidence? Definitely not. I was lit out of my mind, pissed off, depressed…and she was there. When she kissed me, I’m pretty sure I mumbled “fuck it”MoreLess
I swallow down my eighth—ninth?—shot of whiskey and chase it with the last of my Corona. Leslie, the maid of honor—laughable title for someone who is neither a maiden nor honorable—is staring down at me with a smile faker than her tan and tits put together. Her jaw is set so tight I cringe at the sound of her teeth grinding together. With a sigh, I jerk the proffered microphone from h...er outstretched hand and push my seat back. Her subsequent smirk is purely evil. The chick is a bitch all the way down to her black soulless core. This is payback for the pump-n-dump—I’m sorry, the one-night-stand—following a weekend’s worth of drinking, which just so happened to be the same weekend as Miles’ bachelor party. Coincidence? Definitely not. I was lit out of my mind, pissed off, depressed…and she was there. When she kissed me, I’m pretty sure I mumbled “fuck it”MoreLess
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