Love... And Sleepless Nights May 2012
“And Sleepless Nights MAY 2012 @page { margin-bottom: 5.000000pt; margin-top: 5.000000pt; } Laura’s Diary Saturday, August 17th Dear Mum, I still have the fashion sense of a demented chimpanzee. Only now I’m a fat demented chimpanzee.
The girls suggested we all go on a night out, which is great, only now I have to come up with something to wear that will accommodate the rapidly increasing size of my belly.
I’m starting to resemble the world’s skinniest Buddha.
Until now I would have ...happily described my belly as being pot-like. Now it’s more like a tureen – and it’s not going to get smaller any time soon.
Nothing I have in my wardrobe fits anymore.
Useless are my tight little black dresses.
I tried to squeeze one over the baby to see if I could get away with it, but just ended up looking like a black snake that had swallowed a football.
Jeans are right out for obvious reasons - and as a duvet cover won’t cut much of a glamorous figure on the dance floor, I’m going to have to bite the bullet and wear maternity clothing.MoreLess
The girls suggested we all go on a night out, which is great, only now I have to come up with something to wear that will accommodate the rapidly increasing size of my belly.
I’m starting to resemble the world’s skinniest Buddha.
Until now I would have ...happily described my belly as being pot-like. Now it’s more like a tureen – and it’s not going to get smaller any time soon.
Nothing I have in my wardrobe fits anymore.
Useless are my tight little black dresses.
I tried to squeeze one over the baby to see if I could get away with it, but just ended up looking like a black snake that had swallowed a football.
Jeans are right out for obvious reasons - and as a duvet cover won’t cut much of a glamorous figure on the dance floor, I’m going to have to bite the bullet and wear maternity clothing.MoreLess
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