Louise Rennison_georgia Nicolson 08
“saturday july 16th 11:45 p.m.
Run away, run away!!!
Pant, pant, pant.
And double pants.
How in the name of God’s novelty undercrackers and matching toga have I ended up running along the streets at midnight?
I’ll tell you how. You wait ages for a Sex God to come along and then two come along at the same time. Where is the sense in that? If it is all part of Big G’s divine plan, all I can say is this: “Keep it simple, Big G. Just give me one Sex God to eat at a time. And then if I am not full up..., I’ll have another one. Thank you. Regards to Baby Jesus.”
That is all I am saying. Inwardly, obviously, as I am nearly dead with trying to run in my high-heel boots. I may have to lie down in a ditch in a minute.
11:50 p.m.
I had to stop and sit in the hedge by the park. I’m so out of breath. Hurrah, I am sitting in the dark like a panting vole in a skirt.
three minutes later Pant, pant. So this is a brief résumé of vole girl’s evening.
Scene 1 A top night at the Stiff Dylans gig, including an excellent Viking disco inferno dance* in honor of Rosie and Sven’s forthcoming (well, in eighteen years’ time) wedding, Sven arriving in furry shorts and, as the pièce de whatsit, Masimo, lead singer and Luuurve God that I have been dreaming of and longing for, asked me to go outside, and said, “So, Signorína Georgia, I am free man for you.MoreLess
Run away, run away!!!
Pant, pant, pant.
And double pants.
How in the name of God’s novelty undercrackers and matching toga have I ended up running along the streets at midnight?
I’ll tell you how. You wait ages for a Sex God to come along and then two come along at the same time. Where is the sense in that? If it is all part of Big G’s divine plan, all I can say is this: “Keep it simple, Big G. Just give me one Sex God to eat at a time. And then if I am not full up..., I’ll have another one. Thank you. Regards to Baby Jesus.”
That is all I am saying. Inwardly, obviously, as I am nearly dead with trying to run in my high-heel boots. I may have to lie down in a ditch in a minute.
11:50 p.m.
I had to stop and sit in the hedge by the park. I’m so out of breath. Hurrah, I am sitting in the dark like a panting vole in a skirt.
three minutes later Pant, pant. So this is a brief résumé of vole girl’s evening.
Scene 1 A top night at the Stiff Dylans gig, including an excellent Viking disco inferno dance* in honor of Rosie and Sven’s forthcoming (well, in eighteen years’ time) wedding, Sven arriving in furry shorts and, as the pièce de whatsit, Masimo, lead singer and Luuurve God that I have been dreaming of and longing for, asked me to go outside, and said, “So, Signorína Georgia, I am free man for you.MoreLess
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