Louise Rennison_georgia Nicolson 07
“Like vegetables. Old men go to their allotments with their strange gardening trousers on and sit about complaining about how ridiculous young people look. Never go to one.
Alsatian • This is a big wolfy-type guard doggie, so called because it is from Alsatia, that well-known place in…erm…Lederhosen land. Possibly. Oh, I don’t know. Why am I being bothered with this? I am vair vair tired, and it’s only a dog when all is said and done.
arvie • Afternoon. From the Latin “arvo.” Possibly. As in... the famous Latin invitation: “Lettus meetus this arvo.”
balaclava • This is from the Crimean War when our great-great-grannies spent all their time knitting hats to keep the English soldiers warm in the very, very cold Baltic. A balaclava covers everything apart from your eyes. It is like a big sock with a hole in it. Which just goes to show what really crap knitters our great-great-grannies were.
bhaji • A bhaji is an Indian food. An onion bhaji is brown and round and full of fat, hence my hilarious joke about Slim looking like one.MoreLess
Alsatian • This is a big wolfy-type guard doggie, so called because it is from Alsatia, that well-known place in…erm…Lederhosen land. Possibly. Oh, I don’t know. Why am I being bothered with this? I am vair vair tired, and it’s only a dog when all is said and done.
arvie • Afternoon. From the Latin “arvo.” Possibly. As in... the famous Latin invitation: “Lettus meetus this arvo.”
balaclava • This is from the Crimean War when our great-great-grannies spent all their time knitting hats to keep the English soldiers warm in the very, very cold Baltic. A balaclava covers everything apart from your eyes. It is like a big sock with a hole in it. Which just goes to show what really crap knitters our great-great-grannies were.
bhaji • A bhaji is an Indian food. An onion bhaji is brown and round and full of fat, hence my hilarious joke about Slim looking like one.MoreLess
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