Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them.: a Collection of New Essays

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“Did you know him?”
      I never met Steve Irwin but I did once go fishing with Greg Norman and Matt Lattanzi. Greg Norman is famous for accurately hitting balls with sticks and Matt Lattanzi isn’t famous for anything apart from once being married to Olivia Newton John. My friend Bill, who ran an Australian tourism publication, invited me out for the day.
      “What do you do?” asked Matt Lattanzi.
    “I work for a design agency,” I told him.
    “Ah, so you’re good at drawing pictures and sh...it?”
    “Something like that. What do you do?”
    “He’s an actor,” Greg Norman answered, “Did you ever see the movie Xanadu? He’s in it. He dances on roller-skates.”
      I was quite young when the movie Xanadu came out in theatres but not too young to be impressed by Olivia Newton John’s outfit. I remember being puzzled as to why all girls didn’t choose to wear flowing white dresses, ribbons in their hair, and roller skates.MoreLess Read More Read Less