“With No Breaks (A laugh-out-loud comedy memoir) @page { margin-bottom: 5.000000pt; margin-top: 5.000000pt; } 8.27 pm4635 Words Not the most cerebral of stories to kick us off, but I hope it made you laugh.It might have disgusted you a bit too, but I’m sure I saw a smile spread across your face and heard a small chuckle - which goes to show toilet humour is never a bad thing in moderation. Let’s hope there’s no-one with you, because they’ll be curious as to why your smiling. Explaining it’s ...because you've just read a story about a fully grown man crapping his pants in public might be a little hard to accomplish and still sound like a mature human being. There’s nothing like a man’s humiliating downfall to get the ball rolling, I say.Please stop looking at my backside like that though - as if something horrendous is about to happen. I’m stone cold sober at the moment and my sphincter is behaving itself. I don’t expect it to start playing up again until I'm eighty.Worry not, I’m sure I can plumb the depths of my memory and recall more embarrassing episodes to delight you with as the book goes on.MoreLessRead More Read Less
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