Knights of the Kitchen Table
Knights of the Kitchen Table
“All of us, that is, except Sam.
Sir Sam the Unusual stood there with his arms folded across his chest, not moving an inch.
“Run for it, Sam,” yelled Fred.
The huge dirty foot started coming down.
“He’s finally lost his mind,” I said. “All of those bad jokes and riddles finally ate his brain.”
Sam checked his fingernails and said, “Well, I guess the dragon was right. I should have believed what he told me about giants.”
The monster foot stopped in midair, one black and muddy big toe just inches ...from Sam’s head.
“What dragon say about giants?”
“Oh, it really wasn’t very nice. I don’t think I should repeat it.”
Bleob stepped back. He got down on his hands and knees.
“Tell Bleob what dragon say about giants.”
Sam leaned forward and spoke in a loud whisper. “Don’t tell him I told you, but he said giants are big weaklings.”
“No.”
“Yes. And he said giants are really just giant sissies who can only smash little tiny things like people.”
“No.”MoreLess
Sir Sam the Unusual stood there with his arms folded across his chest, not moving an inch.
“Run for it, Sam,” yelled Fred.
The huge dirty foot started coming down.
“He’s finally lost his mind,” I said. “All of those bad jokes and riddles finally ate his brain.”
Sam checked his fingernails and said, “Well, I guess the dragon was right. I should have believed what he told me about giants.”
The monster foot stopped in midair, one black and muddy big toe just inches ...from Sam’s head.
“What dragon say about giants?”
“Oh, it really wasn’t very nice. I don’t think I should repeat it.”
Bleob stepped back. He got down on his hands and knees.
“Tell Bleob what dragon say about giants.”
Sam leaned forward and spoke in a loud whisper. “Don’t tell him I told you, but he said giants are big weaklings.”
“No.”
“Yes. And he said giants are really just giant sissies who can only smash little tiny things like people.”
“No.”MoreLess
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