Just the Way I Like It
“Danika laughed and rolled her eyes. “No she doesn’t.”
“There were rodents in her house,” Dooley said, tipping his beer back. Ellen had been the third set-up in Project Marry Kevin and Dooley Off and he was done. Rodents were the icing on this weird cake.
The toothpaste, panties and flattened tires should have been, but he’d agreed to one more date, set up by Dani and Sam.
He was regretting it just as much.
“She has seven hamsters,” Dani corrected him.
“What’s the difference?”
“Guinea pigs are a... hell of a lot bigger than hamsters,” Sam said, handing Kevin a soda and Mac another beer.
“And seventeen is ten more than seven,” Mac added.
“Trust me,” Dooley said, “that only brings her down a couple of notches on the crazy meter.”
“The crazy meter?” Sara asked. “Did you measure me on this?”
“We measure every girl on it,” Dooley assured her.
“How’d I score?” Sara wanted to know.
The guys all exchanged looks but Sam was the one to say, “Up until you decided you were in love with Mac you mostly stayed on the normal end.MoreLess
“There were rodents in her house,” Dooley said, tipping his beer back. Ellen had been the third set-up in Project Marry Kevin and Dooley Off and he was done. Rodents were the icing on this weird cake.
The toothpaste, panties and flattened tires should have been, but he’d agreed to one more date, set up by Dani and Sam.
He was regretting it just as much.
“She has seven hamsters,” Dani corrected him.
“What’s the difference?”
“Guinea pigs are a... hell of a lot bigger than hamsters,” Sam said, handing Kevin a soda and Mac another beer.
“And seventeen is ten more than seven,” Mac added.
“Trust me,” Dooley said, “that only brings her down a couple of notches on the crazy meter.”
“The crazy meter?” Sara asked. “Did you measure me on this?”
“We measure every girl on it,” Dooley assured her.
“How’d I score?” Sara wanted to know.
The guys all exchanged looks but Sam was the one to say, “Up until you decided you were in love with Mac you mostly stayed on the normal end.MoreLess
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