“This will be the tenth call I’ve taken since I bought it yesterday. My ad has apparently struck a chord with the local male population. Too bad the last nine callers haven’t passed my psycho test. I don’t think I’m being too cautious, but at this point I’m starting to doubt myself. Is it possible that there aren’t any non-sociopaths out there searching for a casual one-night thing? “Hello?” I grip the phone tightly, hoping beyond hope that this is the one. “Hello,” he says. “Is this … the lady ...from the advertisement?” My blood pressure goes up just the tiniest bit at the accent. He said advertizment. He’s British or Irish or something. Visions of Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, and Mr. Darcy buzz through my brain. This guy is already looking way better than the other candidates. “Yes, this is me. I’m her.” Play it cool, Jennifer. Don’t get too excited. There’s still time for his psychosis to make an appearance. “Excellent. Listen … I thought perhaps I could suggest a meeting … over coffee?”MoreLessRead More Read Less
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