Just One (Dangerously Dimpled)
“ No Cheez-Whiz? What kind of party is this? Quail eggs. Mango chutney. Goat cheese. Caviar. I spent two hours in the car and forty minutes squeezing myself into this dress. Are a few little smokies and some crescent rolls really too much to ask for?
Beyond serving utensils, I pick food from various trays with my fingers, and pop asparagus tips into my mouth like a handful of M&M's.
My ankles wobble dangerously atop four-inch stilettos. I swear, my feet are as swollen as a rodeo bull’s balls.
...Paige has a devious mind. I’m starting to think kidnapping via high heels was all part of my baby sister’s plan to keep me prisoner at her party. But hunger is a powerful motivator so here I am, risking life and limb for mini crab cakes.
Thank the Lord I’m alone out here. No one’s around to stand witness to my shameless binging. This is what you get when you invite a country girl to a big city shindig. Public displays of redneckedness.
Taking a handful of cubed cheese for the road, I head back to the safety of the garden wall.MoreLess
Beyond serving utensils, I pick food from various trays with my fingers, and pop asparagus tips into my mouth like a handful of M&M's.
My ankles wobble dangerously atop four-inch stilettos. I swear, my feet are as swollen as a rodeo bull’s balls.
...Paige has a devious mind. I’m starting to think kidnapping via high heels was all part of my baby sister’s plan to keep me prisoner at her party. But hunger is a powerful motivator so here I am, risking life and limb for mini crab cakes.
Thank the Lord I’m alone out here. No one’s around to stand witness to my shameless binging. This is what you get when you invite a country girl to a big city shindig. Public displays of redneckedness.
Taking a handful of cubed cheese for the road, I head back to the safety of the garden wall.MoreLess
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