Junie B. Jones is (Almost) a Flower Girl (1999)
“Jones Is (Almost) a Flower Girl 1/Ricardo My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all.
I am a bachelorette.
A bachelorette is when your boyfriend named Ricardo dumps you at recess. Only I wasn’t actually expecting that terrible trouble.
It happened today on the playground.
First I was playing horses with my friends Lucille and Grace.
Then, all of a sudden, my boyfriend named Ricardo runned right past me.
And he was chasing a new girl named Thelma!
“RICARDO!” I hollered real loud. “HEY! RICARDO! ’ZACTLY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, MISTER?”
Then I zoomed right after that guy. And I tackled him on the grass. And we wrestled. And tangled. And rolled all around.
Finally, I sat on his legs. And I smoothed my hair very attractive.
“Hello, Ricardo,” I said. “How are you today? I am fine. Only I just saw you chasing new Thelma. And so please knock it off. And I mean it.”
Ricardo raised his eyebrows very surprised.
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