Jingle This!
“–Angie Miller Angie Miller eyed the fake mini Christmas tree on the corner of her desk. Was it fire retardant or not? She decided to find out. Anything holiday related didn't deserve to live.
She pulled open her desk drawer and rummaged through it to find the lighter she kept for office birthday parties. She searched past a toothbrush, toothpaste, an emergency stash of tampons, and her Christmas CD's before she finally found the item in question, which she probably hadn't used in two years.
She... sighed when she saw the cheerful snowman on it wearing a Santa cap.
Seriously. Was there nothing safe from holiday cheer?
After she burned the tree, she'd have to find a hammer and smash the lighter too.
Feeling surprisingly empowered by the fact she was about to wreak vengeance on the season of mistletoe, Angie picked up the tree and shook it vigorously over the trashcan. The pinging of the shiny gold and silver balls dropping into the garbage was unexpectedly invigorating. In fact, she was almost feeling better by the time she coaxed the snowman to dish out some flames and held the lighter up to one of the branches artfully decorated in faux snow.MoreLess
She pulled open her desk drawer and rummaged through it to find the lighter she kept for office birthday parties. She searched past a toothbrush, toothpaste, an emergency stash of tampons, and her Christmas CD's before she finally found the item in question, which she probably hadn't used in two years.
She... sighed when she saw the cheerful snowman on it wearing a Santa cap.
Seriously. Was there nothing safe from holiday cheer?
After she burned the tree, she'd have to find a hammer and smash the lighter too.
Feeling surprisingly empowered by the fact she was about to wreak vengeance on the season of mistletoe, Angie picked up the tree and shook it vigorously over the trashcan. The pinging of the shiny gold and silver balls dropping into the garbage was unexpectedly invigorating. In fact, she was almost feeling better by the time she coaxed the snowman to dish out some flames and held the lighter up to one of the branches artfully decorated in faux snow.MoreLess
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