Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
“I dash down the stairs to the door, shoving pushy, barky dogs out of the way before grabbing money off the bookshelf.
I slip out the door to trade the cash for a brown paper bag from which exotic spices emanate. The restaurant must be busy tonight; the owner usually delivers the order himself, largely because his young daughter is in love with Libby and she likes to ride along. But that’s no surprise; every little girl loves Libby.
Physically, there’s not much difference between Maisy and Libby...—they both have strong, stocky bodies and big, square heads. Maisy with her super-smiley face and tan and white coloring actually looks less foreboding than Libby, but Maisy isn’t nearly as popular with the Elmo set. Being around Maisy is like strolling a Moroccan souk—one second, you’re minding your own business, innocently perusing a lovely display of woven wicker baskets, and the next, BAM! A cobra pops out ninja-style and attaches to your face.
Granted Maisy’s a kisser, never a biter, but it’s really hard to explain the difference to a wailing kindergartner.MoreLess
I slip out the door to trade the cash for a brown paper bag from which exotic spices emanate. The restaurant must be busy tonight; the owner usually delivers the order himself, largely because his young daughter is in love with Libby and she likes to ride along. But that’s no surprise; every little girl loves Libby.
Physically, there’s not much difference between Maisy and Libby...—they both have strong, stocky bodies and big, square heads. Maisy with her super-smiley face and tan and white coloring actually looks less foreboding than Libby, but Maisy isn’t nearly as popular with the Elmo set. Being around Maisy is like strolling a Moroccan souk—one second, you’re minding your own business, innocently perusing a lovely display of woven wicker baskets, and the next, BAM! A cobra pops out ninja-style and attaches to your face.
Granted Maisy’s a kisser, never a biter, but it’s really hard to explain the difference to a wailing kindergartner.MoreLess
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