I've Got Sand in All the Wrong Places
“As well as the Frontgate.
I wanted to buy a new chair for outside, because I like to read or work in the sun and I have only two chairs.
I know what you’re thinking.
One person for two chairs, what’s the problem?
There are five problems, and they all happen to be dogs.
Often when I come outside with my book or my laptop, the dogs are already occupying both chairs. If I move them off one chair so I can sit down, the five of them spend all day fighting over the second chair.
Most people would sol...ve this problem by training the dogs to stop fighting.
But these people never heard the expression, You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
I’m the old dog.
I gave up teaching my dogs anything, and I try to avoid most of my problems, in this case by buying a new chair.
In other words, some people buy dog beds, and other people buy dog chaise lounges.
Anyway, the chaise lounges I have are ancient wrought-iron affairs with basic green cushions, and that’s what I wanted.
So I picked up one of the three hundred catalogs that come in the mail, which I usually pounce on and thumb through, fantasizing.MoreLess
I wanted to buy a new chair for outside, because I like to read or work in the sun and I have only two chairs.
I know what you’re thinking.
One person for two chairs, what’s the problem?
There are five problems, and they all happen to be dogs.
Often when I come outside with my book or my laptop, the dogs are already occupying both chairs. If I move them off one chair so I can sit down, the five of them spend all day fighting over the second chair.
Most people would sol...ve this problem by training the dogs to stop fighting.
But these people never heard the expression, You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
I’m the old dog.
I gave up teaching my dogs anything, and I try to avoid most of my problems, in this case by buying a new chair.
In other words, some people buy dog beds, and other people buy dog chaise lounges.
Anyway, the chaise lounges I have are ancient wrought-iron affairs with basic green cushions, and that’s what I wanted.
So I picked up one of the three hundred catalogs that come in the mail, which I usually pounce on and thumb through, fantasizing.MoreLess
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