Infidelity for Beginners
“Food For Thought You know, it’s bananas when you think about all the crap we eat (bananas perhaps not being the best example). I was thinking about this the other day after my first couple of organic dinners and it’s no wonder we’re all ill and fat and dying from different diseases.
See, with me, I used to be one of those blokes who would look down his nose and sneer at vegans and vegetarians and organic fanatics and such like and dismiss them all with one regal wave of the chip fork as idiot n...ut-jobs, tree-huggers and sissies. I mean, what was wrong with a bit of bacon?
And not just bacon; steak, chicken, bangers and mash? Baked beans, fried eggs, white bread and butter? Mince pies, pork pies, sausage rolls and pasties?
Cheeseburgers, hamburgers, fish fingers and chips? Roast lamb, tinned soup, corned beef and gateau?
And that’s not even including all the condiments we splatter on top of our dinners the moment they’re laid in front of us.
Salt, pepper, mustard and ketchup. White sauce, brown sauce, mint sauce and vinegar.MoreLess
See, with me, I used to be one of those blokes who would look down his nose and sneer at vegans and vegetarians and organic fanatics and such like and dismiss them all with one regal wave of the chip fork as idiot n...ut-jobs, tree-huggers and sissies. I mean, what was wrong with a bit of bacon?
And not just bacon; steak, chicken, bangers and mash? Baked beans, fried eggs, white bread and butter? Mince pies, pork pies, sausage rolls and pasties?
Cheeseburgers, hamburgers, fish fingers and chips? Roast lamb, tinned soup, corned beef and gateau?
And that’s not even including all the condiments we splatter on top of our dinners the moment they’re laid in front of us.
Salt, pepper, mustard and ketchup. White sauce, brown sauce, mint sauce and vinegar.MoreLess
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