I Got a D in Salami #2 (2010)
I Got a D in Salami #2
“I felt that way because I had.
Principal Love and I have spent a whole lot of time together, having long talks. And I don’t mean the “How about those Mets?” kind of talks, either. Nope, the kind of talks I have with Principal Love is listening to him tell me what I’ve done wrong, and according to him, that’s pretty much everything.
I don’t know how this happens. I try to behave in school. I’m not like Nick McKelty, who gets a kick out of being a jerk. And I’m certainly not like Luke Whitman, wh...ose full-time job is getting into trouble. I try to follow the rules. I try hard, but somehow I always wind up doing face time with Principal Love.
For example, take the first day of fourth grade. Ms. Adolf said we had to write a five-paragraph essay describing what we did during summer vacation. It’s really hard for me to write a five-paragraph essay, so I decided to create a living essay. Instead of writing about our visit to Niagara Falls, I made a model of Niagara Falls out of papier-mâché.MoreLess
Principal Love and I have spent a whole lot of time together, having long talks. And I don’t mean the “How about those Mets?” kind of talks, either. Nope, the kind of talks I have with Principal Love is listening to him tell me what I’ve done wrong, and according to him, that’s pretty much everything.
I don’t know how this happens. I try to behave in school. I’m not like Nick McKelty, who gets a kick out of being a jerk. And I’m certainly not like Luke Whitman, wh...ose full-time job is getting into trouble. I try to follow the rules. I try hard, but somehow I always wind up doing face time with Principal Love.
For example, take the first day of fourth grade. Ms. Adolf said we had to write a five-paragraph essay describing what we did during summer vacation. It’s really hard for me to write a five-paragraph essay, so I decided to create a living essay. Instead of writing about our visit to Niagara Falls, I made a model of Niagara Falls out of papier-mâché.MoreLess
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