I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star
“I was finally going to become a teenager. My dad told me that when I turned thirteen, I could buy the teen mags at the drugstore, like Teen Beat, Tiger Beat, and basically anything with boys on the cover and the word “beat” in the title. Being thirteen meant I was three years closer to being sixteen, which was just two years away from being eighteen, and then, before I knew it, I would be twenty-one, which to me meant I was a grown-up! Once I turned thirteen, I was sure my hair would start to s...traighten, I would grow boobs, and Jeff Hunt, my adolescent crush (read: obsession), would fall in love with me. Spoiler alert: none of that happened. I don’t even remember if I was obsessing about pubic hair or not at the time. I had one goal and one goal only: BOOBS. Pubic hair you could lie about; boobs you could not. It was obvious when girls stuffed their bras—besides, what do you do in the summer at pool parties, assuming you get invited to them? How do you stuff a bathing suit? Duct tape and a couple of overripe plums?MoreLess
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