How to Avoid Sex
“The last time I felt this much anxiety was when I was mistaken for the band, Queen, and forced to perform a national tour. I had tried on so many different outfits I was starting to feel like a bad montage. By the time Friday arrived, I had grown so confused I couldn’t tell what looked good on me any more. My typically immaculate apartment had become an ocean of impeccable but inappropriate clothing that I had to wade through. I finally settled on an Alexander Amosu cashmere and silver mink bes...poke suit because it was familiar to me. I decided to adorn this with my faithful Montecristi Panama Hat. I would be impeccably (but not over) dressed.
I drew several maps to ‘Angina’ from various starting locations so there would be no doubt in my ability to get there. I don’t like to admit it to people, but I have a woeful sense of direction. When I first moved to my current apartment, I would often get lost on the way from the lounge room to the bedroom and find myself stranded for days in a netherworld that existed between the two.MoreLess
I drew several maps to ‘Angina’ from various starting locations so there would be no doubt in my ability to get there. I don’t like to admit it to people, but I have a woeful sense of direction. When I first moved to my current apartment, I would often get lost on the way from the lounge room to the bedroom and find myself stranded for days in a netherworld that existed between the two.MoreLess
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