How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight
How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight
“We talk about side features, because that’s what they are — opportunities. The ‘glass half empty’ person whines and threatens to sue everyone in sight, but the ‘glass half full’ person thinks ‘Paralympic gold medal!’ We LOVE the ‘glass half full’ person.
But to be fair and balanced and NOT AT ALL one-sided, here are a few side features of possession we’re legally obliged to tell you about.
Temporary Physical Changes During possession, and sometimes for up to a week afterwards, some clie...nts may experience ‘physical augmentation.’ This is because some spirits and demons emit a morphological field which, in exceptional circumstances, can alter the physical appearance of the host.
Whoa, Brick, doesn’t that sound scary?
Not if you say it quickly.
And often this is a GOOD thing. Various parts of your body get bigger — who hasn’t wanted that?
It’s true that some get smaller, and some may change places, but who HASN’T wanted an arm on their kneecap to save bending down to tie shoelaces?MoreLess
But to be fair and balanced and NOT AT ALL one-sided, here are a few side features of possession we’re legally obliged to tell you about.
Temporary Physical Changes During possession, and sometimes for up to a week afterwards, some clie...nts may experience ‘physical augmentation.’ This is because some spirits and demons emit a morphological field which, in exceptional circumstances, can alter the physical appearance of the host.
Whoa, Brick, doesn’t that sound scary?
Not if you say it quickly.
And often this is a GOOD thing. Various parts of your body get bigger — who hasn’t wanted that?
It’s true that some get smaller, and some may change places, but who HASN’T wanted an arm on their kneecap to save bending down to tie shoelaces?MoreLess
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