Horrid Henry's Joke book (2011)
Horrid Henry's Joke book
“These jokes are much too gross for you!”
What happens when a baby eats Rice Krispies?
It goes snap, crackle, and poop.
Why is your mouth full of lint?
My mom vacuumed up my candy.
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head.
What monster do you get at the end of your finger?
A bogey monster.
Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Quiet or everyone will want one.
What’s green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot.
What do you give... seasick elephants?
Plenty of room.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers to pick it.
What’s an insect’s best pick-up line?MoreLess
What happens when a baby eats Rice Krispies?
It goes snap, crackle, and poop.
Why is your mouth full of lint?
My mom vacuumed up my candy.
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head.
What monster do you get at the end of your finger?
A bogey monster.
Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Quiet or everyone will want one.
What’s green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot.
What do you give... seasick elephants?
Plenty of room.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers to pick it.
What’s an insect’s best pick-up line?MoreLess
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