Horrible Harry And the Triple Revenge (2010)
Horrible Harry And the Triple Revenge
“It was brown and round.
And it was gross.
It was a cow patty.
There was a half-written poem inside that said: Use your noodle. Think of a barn. We’re going to party At the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !
What rhymes with “barn”? I thought. Beats me!
I couldn’t wait for the Goog Mobile to pick me up that Saturday at two o’clock. When I saw the big Volkswagen van turn the corner, I knew it was the Goog Mobile. There were flowers painted all over it, and on the side there was a big picture of Harry’s cat.
Honk...! Honk!
I waved good-bye to my mom, then ran out to the van.
Everyone else was inside, even Grandpa Spooger. His wheelchair was in the back. He and Harry’s grandma sat in the front. Seven kids were strapped into the three rows of seats in the van.
“Hi, you guys!” I said, sitting next to Harry in the second row.
“This van is so cool!” Dexter said. “How old is it, Grandma Spooger?”
“I had it during my college days at Berkeley,” she said. “During the sixties.”
“Wow!”MoreLess
And it was gross.
It was a cow patty.
There was a half-written poem inside that said: Use your noodle. Think of a barn. We’re going to party At the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !
What rhymes with “barn”? I thought. Beats me!
I couldn’t wait for the Goog Mobile to pick me up that Saturday at two o’clock. When I saw the big Volkswagen van turn the corner, I knew it was the Goog Mobile. There were flowers painted all over it, and on the side there was a big picture of Harry’s cat.
Honk...! Honk!
I waved good-bye to my mom, then ran out to the van.
Everyone else was inside, even Grandpa Spooger. His wheelchair was in the back. He and Harry’s grandma sat in the front. Seven kids were strapped into the three rows of seats in the van.
“Hi, you guys!” I said, sitting next to Harry in the second row.
“This van is so cool!” Dexter said. “How old is it, Grandma Spooger?”
“I had it during my college days at Berkeley,” she said. “During the sixties.”
“Wow!”MoreLess
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