Horns & Wrinkles
“Biz shuddered as if surfacing from a confusing dream. Jim Dandy turned off his smile. Stump re-covered his eyes.
"They'd be doing important work," Bo huffed, insulted. "Exciting work." "Have you got the crickets or not?" Duke demanded.
Bodacious Deepthink blinked at Duke three times before slamming her staff down hard enough to crack a sizable rock in two. Over her shoulder she shouted toward the cave, "Double-knot Eel-tongue! Drag your worthless bones out here and have a talk with your good-fo...r-nothing son." A tiny piffle of air could have bowled me over. As for Jim Dandy, he looked as though someone had busted a canoe paddle over his head.
"Am I going to get to meet your dad?" Duke gushed, hardly able to believe his luck.
Jim Dandy shut him up by giving his horn a hard twist.
From inside the cave came the rattle of rickety wheels on stone. Out of the shadows trudged a bent-over river troll who dragged one foot and hummed off-key. Dented and dinged as he was, a rockslide or two must have caught him.MoreLess
"They'd be doing important work," Bo huffed, insulted. "Exciting work." "Have you got the crickets or not?" Duke demanded.
Bodacious Deepthink blinked at Duke three times before slamming her staff down hard enough to crack a sizable rock in two. Over her shoulder she shouted toward the cave, "Double-knot Eel-tongue! Drag your worthless bones out here and have a talk with your good-fo...r-nothing son." A tiny piffle of air could have bowled me over. As for Jim Dandy, he looked as though someone had busted a canoe paddle over his head.
"Am I going to get to meet your dad?" Duke gushed, hardly able to believe his luck.
Jim Dandy shut him up by giving his horn a hard twist.
From inside the cave came the rattle of rickety wheels on stone. Out of the shadows trudged a bent-over river troll who dragged one foot and hummed off-key. Dented and dinged as he was, a rockslide or two must have caught him.MoreLess
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