Holiday Madness: a Boyfriend Thief Christmas Story
“I called out, forcing my lips into my best cheesy smile. It was ridiculous to even bother smiling, since my face was hidden behind a mesh screen, but I had hoped that smiling might put me into the Christmas mood.
It didn’t work.
The old woman looked me up and down, her eyebrows knitted together. “What are you supposed to be?”
“Hot Dog Santa.” I attempted the best bow that I could manage inside the giant foam costume, waving my hands with a flourish.
The woman’s eyes lingered on the ratty white ...beard attached to the front of my hot dog costume, then the bright red Santa hat perched on top, and finally, as if the rest of the outfit wasn’t humiliating enough, the red shoes with bells on the toes.
“There’s no such thing as a Hot Dog Santa,” the woman told me. Then she humphed and walked past me, down the sidewalk.
“I have coupons!” I called out to her back. “Get fifty cents off any meal with every item you donate to our canned food drive!”
The woman kept walking, not even looking back at me.MoreLess
It didn’t work.
The old woman looked me up and down, her eyebrows knitted together. “What are you supposed to be?”
“Hot Dog Santa.” I attempted the best bow that I could manage inside the giant foam costume, waving my hands with a flourish.
The woman’s eyes lingered on the ratty white ...beard attached to the front of my hot dog costume, then the bright red Santa hat perched on top, and finally, as if the rest of the outfit wasn’t humiliating enough, the red shoes with bells on the toes.
“There’s no such thing as a Hot Dog Santa,” the woman told me. Then she humphed and walked past me, down the sidewalk.
“I have coupons!” I called out to her back. “Get fifty cents off any meal with every item you donate to our canned food drive!”
The woman kept walking, not even looking back at me.MoreLess
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