Hex And the Single Witch
“You look like you just escaped a goblin prison camp,” Coriander exclaimed loudly when Cara stumbled into their dorm room and collapsed on her bed.
She opened one eye and gave her cousin a half-grin. “Not for good behaviour, but very, very bad.”
“Captain Cock?” Coriander tittered.
“But not his crew of knoblings.” Cara giggled and sat up.
Coriander pounced on the bed, the old mattress practically launching Caraway into the air. “Tell!”
Caraway scooted around, as if settling in for a long telling....
“Okay, where should I start? The part where I made out with Lila or...?” She trailed off for effect.
“You. Did. Not.” Cori’s mouth fell open.
“I did. Alexander was shagging her right there in the Hexacology classroom on one of the lab tables and—”
“Oy, hold on. Alexander? Not ‘Morningstar’, not ‘Captain Cock’, but Ale-sodding-xander?”
“Well, I know what his ‘O’ face looks like, so I think it’s appropriate.” Caraway snickered.
“You know what Bendopolous’ ‘O’ face looks like, too, but I don’t hear you calling him Brody.”MoreLess
She opened one eye and gave her cousin a half-grin. “Not for good behaviour, but very, very bad.”
“Captain Cock?” Coriander tittered.
“But not his crew of knoblings.” Cara giggled and sat up.
Coriander pounced on the bed, the old mattress practically launching Caraway into the air. “Tell!”
Caraway scooted around, as if settling in for a long telling....
“Okay, where should I start? The part where I made out with Lila or...?” She trailed off for effect.
“You. Did. Not.” Cori’s mouth fell open.
“I did. Alexander was shagging her right there in the Hexacology classroom on one of the lab tables and—”
“Oy, hold on. Alexander? Not ‘Morningstar’, not ‘Captain Cock’, but Ale-sodding-xander?”
“Well, I know what his ‘O’ face looks like, so I think it’s appropriate.” Caraway snickered.
“You know what Bendopolous’ ‘O’ face looks like, too, but I don’t hear you calling him Brody.”MoreLess
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