Henry's Sisters
“Janie and I baked like fiends; Cecilia taught school, then baked, while often swearing. Kayla and Riley helped. Kayla wore a toga (studying Greek religion) and Riley lectured all of us on recent scientific discoveries.
But we could not have functioned without Velvet. She kept an eye on Grandma and Henry while we worked and visited The Viper in the hospital.
Late one night, after drinking her homemade lemonade, lemonade so tart it could have made a bull drop his balls, we got on the subject of men.
‘Isabelle, darlin’,’ Velvet drawled honey-thick while she rocked on the wicker rocker on the porch, ‘I was so sick of fakin’ orgasms I could not bring myself to marry again for the fourth time. It astonishes the heck out of me how old, fat, white men can believe they’re so good in bed they can actually get a woman to scream.’ Her voice was so soft, so melodious, and clashed so dramatically with what she was saying, I blew ball-dropping lemonade straight out of my nose.
‘How can they think th...ey’re so suave?MoreLess
But we could not have functioned without Velvet. She kept an eye on Grandma and Henry while we worked and visited The Viper in the hospital.
Late one night, after drinking her homemade lemonade, lemonade so tart it could have made a bull drop his balls, we got on the subject of men.
‘Isabelle, darlin’,’ Velvet drawled honey-thick while she rocked on the wicker rocker on the porch, ‘I was so sick of fakin’ orgasms I could not bring myself to marry again for the fourth time. It astonishes the heck out of me how old, fat, white men can believe they’re so good in bed they can actually get a woman to scream.’ Her voice was so soft, so melodious, and clashed so dramatically with what she was saying, I blew ball-dropping lemonade straight out of my nose.
‘How can they think th...ey’re so suave?MoreLess
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