Heartbreak for Dinner: It's Kind of a Long Story
“I’d been on Twitter and Facebook a few times on a particularly boring Tuesday when I noticed my friends using the phrase, “long hair, don’t care” on more than one occasion. Few things make me feel more inadequate than not knowing the current lingo, and inadequacy makes me feel, well, inferior. After two minutes of wallowing in self-pity, I picked up the phone to message my friend Miguel, a total nerd who’s sometimes cooler than me but knows tons of useless information like all the lyrics to Don...’t Stop Believing and the meaning of numismatics.
Me: OK. So I have to ask. What the hell does “long hair, don’t care” mean?
Miguel: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Me: You lie. It’s what all the cool kids are saying.
Miguel: Then I definitely have no idea what you’re talking about.
Me: Faahhhhk. We’re no longer young.
Miguel: Speak for yourself.
Me: Old. Old and outdated with the hip lingo.
Miguel: Hold on, dude.
Miguel: “Long hair, don’t care”: Expression to state you don’t give a shit.MoreLess
Me: OK. So I have to ask. What the hell does “long hair, don’t care” mean?
Miguel: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Me: You lie. It’s what all the cool kids are saying.
Miguel: Then I definitely have no idea what you’re talking about.
Me: Faahhhhk. We’re no longer young.
Miguel: Speak for yourself.
Me: Old. Old and outdated with the hip lingo.
Miguel: Hold on, dude.
Miguel: “Long hair, don’t care”: Expression to state you don’t give a shit.MoreLess
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