Hanging By a Thread (2004)
“Hey, he gave it his best shot, right? And I have to say, it’s nice to know somebody around here is looking out for my best interests.
Damn thing still won’t let me pet him, though. Miserable beast.
The next morning, Starr and I left Jennifer making strange thumping noises in Leo’s old room (I don’t want to know) and went over to the Gomezes’, since it occurred to me this new baby’s nearly ten days old and I haven’t given her a present yet. All I had to do was wrap it, though, since—after the third girlfriend gave birth within as many months a couple years ago—I finally realized how much time and energy could be saved by simply buying baby gifts in bulk every year or so. The first time I plunked a half dozen white sleepers with little androgynous creatures scampering about and as many teething rattles at the Macy’s checkout, the saleswoman looked at my stash, then at me, and asked if it was hard getting enough sleep with sextuplets.
Liv is fully dressed but reclining on the sofa in the... living room, the baby observing the world from her little bouncy chair on the floor.MoreLess
Damn thing still won’t let me pet him, though. Miserable beast.
The next morning, Starr and I left Jennifer making strange thumping noises in Leo’s old room (I don’t want to know) and went over to the Gomezes’, since it occurred to me this new baby’s nearly ten days old and I haven’t given her a present yet. All I had to do was wrap it, though, since—after the third girlfriend gave birth within as many months a couple years ago—I finally realized how much time and energy could be saved by simply buying baby gifts in bulk every year or so. The first time I plunked a half dozen white sleepers with little androgynous creatures scampering about and as many teething rattles at the Macy’s checkout, the saleswoman looked at my stash, then at me, and asked if it was hard getting enough sleep with sextuplets.
Liv is fully dressed but reclining on the sofa in the... living room, the baby observing the world from her little bouncy chair on the floor.MoreLess
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