Greatest Love Story of All Time
“Fancy a game of pin the cock in the arsehole? Mickey xxxxx ‘NO NEWS FROM CAMDEN,’ Stefania yelled. I winced and held my mobile away from my face. Even through the music and beery chatter at Smiths of Smithfield I could hear her as clear as a bell. This was because, according to her usual custom, Stefania was conducting our phone conversation in an out-and-out roar.
My heart sank. Where was my little furry prince? Duke Ellington had failed to come in for his breakfast this morning, a complet...ely out-of-character occurrence. Even in the event of a nuclear fall-out he would come in for his breakfast. It was his chance to reassert his reign of terror over our yard each day.
But nothing. I’d bashed away at his can and called him for more than ten minutes to no avail. Stefania, doing yoga on a mat in the yard in spite of the eight-degrees temperature, had seemed genuinely worried and had even scampered up the tree, like a mad little elf, to check that he wasn’t stuck on either of our roofs.MoreLess
My heart sank. Where was my little furry prince? Duke Ellington had failed to come in for his breakfast this morning, a complet...ely out-of-character occurrence. Even in the event of a nuclear fall-out he would come in for his breakfast. It was his chance to reassert his reign of terror over our yard each day.
But nothing. I’d bashed away at his can and called him for more than ten minutes to no avail. Stefania, doing yoga on a mat in the yard in spite of the eight-degrees temperature, had seemed genuinely worried and had even scampered up the tree, like a mad little elf, to check that he wasn’t stuck on either of our roofs.MoreLess
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