Goody One Shoe
“Hands on hips, Billie glared at her reflection in the mirror.
Gosh darn, dang it, damn, shit, fuck.
She plucked two Kleenex from their cheerful sunflower-clad box, dripped baby oil onto them, and wiped her third attempt at makeup from her eyes.
How did women do this every day? She glared at the mirror before glancing at the reflected digits of the alarm clock on her nightstand.
Six-ten. Only fifty more minutes. Her first date.
Ever.
She closed her eyes, grasped the sink’s edge, and swallowed a ...bit of vomit. No way. Not happening. She would not let herself screw this up.
Her stomach calmed and she opened her eyes. Should she tell him it’s her first real date? Would the world’s oldest virgin scare him off?
She raised one eyebrow. Surely there were bigger losers in the world than she.
More outcasts and scaredy cats among the billions on this planet.
She glanced at the eyeliner on the floor, examined the brown line of it on the side of her nose. She wiped it off, heaved a huge sigh, and picked up the shadow.MoreLess
Gosh darn, dang it, damn, shit, fuck.
She plucked two Kleenex from their cheerful sunflower-clad box, dripped baby oil onto them, and wiped her third attempt at makeup from her eyes.
How did women do this every day? She glared at the mirror before glancing at the reflected digits of the alarm clock on her nightstand.
Six-ten. Only fifty more minutes. Her first date.
Ever.
She closed her eyes, grasped the sink’s edge, and swallowed a ...bit of vomit. No way. Not happening. She would not let herself screw this up.
Her stomach calmed and she opened her eyes. Should she tell him it’s her first real date? Would the world’s oldest virgin scare him off?
She raised one eyebrow. Surely there were bigger losers in the world than she.
More outcasts and scaredy cats among the billions on this planet.
She glanced at the eyeliner on the floor, examined the brown line of it on the side of her nose. She wiped it off, heaved a huge sigh, and picked up the shadow.MoreLess
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