Giggling Into the Pillow
“Sure, you could do it the way your parents did — checking in with that vaguely guilty look (even if they were married at the time), washing up separately, laying a towel down to keep the sheets clean and avoid embarrassing the maid, having furtive and quiet sex so the equally-shameful people next door wouldn't hear, washing up separately again, and then either watching a movie so it wouldn't be so obvious they were there just to have sex, or going to sleep so they could wake up 300 times in the... middle of the night before finally getting up at 6:30 in the a.m., sore and miserable.
Good times.
But why limit yourself to that, fun though it may be? You've just paid someone a wad of cash to borrow their room for a while. Enjoy it! Here's some tips: Freak out the desk clerk.
Arrive separately, even if you have to drop your lover off and circle the block a few times.
Look around furtively a lot. Stay at different ends of the front desk and don't make eye contact with each other. One of you will need to actually sign in of course, but the other can pretend they were only here for the coupon books for the local attractions (“PlegmWorld!MoreLess
Good times.
But why limit yourself to that, fun though it may be? You've just paid someone a wad of cash to borrow their room for a while. Enjoy it! Here's some tips: Freak out the desk clerk.
Arrive separately, even if you have to drop your lover off and circle the block a few times.
Look around furtively a lot. Stay at different ends of the front desk and don't make eye contact with each other. One of you will need to actually sign in of course, but the other can pretend they were only here for the coupon books for the local attractions (“PlegmWorld!MoreLess
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