Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman
“I brought DeeDee a burger too. There was no reason Patrick should be the only one to spoil her.
After we’d both eaten, and God had whipped my butt as we played along with Jeopardy, I took her for a long walk.
When we returned home, we were greeted with, “Yooohooo, is that you, Maggie?”
The voice came from my kitchen, but it wasn’t God’s.
DeeDee growled. She was turning into quite the watchdog.
“Who else would it be, Aunt Loretta? You’re sitting at my table.”
The dog and ...I went into the kitchen. Loretta sat there, leafing through my mail.
“She just walked right in.” God flicked his tail in annoyance.
“What are you doing here?” I asked my aunt.
“You who?” DeeDee asked, walking up and sniffing her.
“She stinks,” God warned broodingly.MoreLess
After we’d both eaten, and God had whipped my butt as we played along with Jeopardy, I took her for a long walk.
When we returned home, we were greeted with, “Yooohooo, is that you, Maggie?”
The voice came from my kitchen, but it wasn’t God’s.
DeeDee growled. She was turning into quite the watchdog.
“Who else would it be, Aunt Loretta? You’re sitting at my table.”
The dog and ...I went into the kitchen. Loretta sat there, leafing through my mail.
“She just walked right in.” God flicked his tail in annoyance.
“What are you doing here?” I asked my aunt.
“You who?” DeeDee asked, walking up and sniffing her.
“She stinks,” God warned broodingly.MoreLess
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