Funny Boy Versus the Bubble-Brained Barbers From the Big Bang
“When Bob Foster, Punch, and I left the White House after our meeting with the President, I felt excited ... and worried. “The fate of Earth is in your hands,” the President had told me. It was an awesome responsibility.
“I’m sorry that I doubted you,” Bob told me as we got into the limo. “I thought those barbers were just a new comedy show.”
“That’s what everybody thinks, Dad. Now you know the truth.”
“What’s your plan to stop them?”
“I’ll defeat them with humor,” I replied grimly. “Once they h...ear my jokes, they’ll surrender and go back where they came from.”
“But your jokes stink,” Punch said.
“Then I’ll have to get new ones.”
We returned home and gathered around Bob’s computer. He logged on to the Internet and did a search for “jokes.” In seconds, we had a list of hundreds of joke Web sites put together by people who have entirely too much time on their hands.
There were riddles, limericks, and puns. Animal jokes. Mommy-mommy jokes.MoreLess
“I’m sorry that I doubted you,” Bob told me as we got into the limo. “I thought those barbers were just a new comedy show.”
“That’s what everybody thinks, Dad. Now you know the truth.”
“What’s your plan to stop them?”
“I’ll defeat them with humor,” I replied grimly. “Once they h...ear my jokes, they’ll surrender and go back where they came from.”
“But your jokes stink,” Punch said.
“Then I’ll have to get new ones.”
We returned home and gathered around Bob’s computer. He logged on to the Internet and did a search for “jokes.” In seconds, we had a list of hundreds of joke Web sites put together by people who have entirely too much time on their hands.
There were riddles, limericks, and puns. Animal jokes. Mommy-mommy jokes.MoreLess
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