Floods 8 (2009)
“As he walked through the town towards Castle Twilight, the seven girl donkeys he passed swooned and went knock-kneed. Four of them had riders who fell off as the donkeys staggered around with stars in their eyes and the other three shed the loads of cabbages they had been carrying in convoy up to the castle kitchens. This caused a serious cabbage jam in the narrow alley they’d been walking down.
‘I saw him first,’ said all seven of the girl donkeys and a fight broke out.
‘Ladies, ladies, chill ...out,’ said George. ‘There’s enough George for everyone.’ This demonstrated that a miserable complaining donkey is probably preferable to one who thinks he is Mr Wonderful.
You know, George thought to himself as he remembered it had actually been Queen Scratchrot who had sold him to the coal miner all those years before, I don’t need the Queen. I am Mister Cool. If the Queen wants to see me, she can come looking.
‘Come on, ladies, we’re outta here.’ And he walked back up the path through the forest to the heartbreakingly beautiful valley in the Himalayas followed by seven adoring girlfriends.MoreLess
‘I saw him first,’ said all seven of the girl donkeys and a fight broke out.
‘Ladies, ladies, chill ...out,’ said George. ‘There’s enough George for everyone.’ This demonstrated that a miserable complaining donkey is probably preferable to one who thinks he is Mr Wonderful.
You know, George thought to himself as he remembered it had actually been Queen Scratchrot who had sold him to the coal miner all those years before, I don’t need the Queen. I am Mister Cool. If the Queen wants to see me, she can come looking.
‘Come on, ladies, we’re outta here.’ And he walked back up the path through the forest to the heartbreakingly beautiful valley in the Himalayas followed by seven adoring girlfriends.MoreLess
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