Floods 10 (2011)
“Like all baby wizards, the Princess was a precocious child. She could speak as soon as she was born, not just gooey words like ‘mama’ and ‘dada’, but all the words there were in the whole world including ‘gallimaufry’ and ‘taxonomy’.2 At one week old she could do everything a full-grown adult could do except reach the door handle and flush the lavatory, though being a wizard she could make the door open by itself and the toilet flush itself in a colourful and exciting way that included goldfish....
Maldegard Ankle-Flood was not actually a witch, but Winchflat’s genes were powerful enough to make his children total wizards. Maldegard had imagined she would have several years being a normal human mum, changing nappies, covering her children in sticking plasters and sending them to the naughty corner while developing a deep and lasting bond with them, but because young wizards are so advanced, she didn’t need to do any of this and soon became pretty bored.
She had been a fortune teller, but now that she was a Royal Princess, she was not allowed to hold mere mortals’ hands and read their palms.MoreLess
Maldegard Ankle-Flood was not actually a witch, but Winchflat’s genes were powerful enough to make his children total wizards. Maldegard had imagined she would have several years being a normal human mum, changing nappies, covering her children in sticking plasters and sending them to the naughty corner while developing a deep and lasting bond with them, but because young wizards are so advanced, she didn’t need to do any of this and soon became pretty bored.
She had been a fortune teller, but now that she was a Royal Princess, she was not allowed to hold mere mortals’ hands and read their palms.MoreLess
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