“I spotted a deviled egg that looked absolutely perfect in every way, from its coloring to its near perfect symmetry. As I reached for it, a petite hand grabbed the delicacy right out from under me. “Hey,” I said as I turned to face the egg thief. “I was just about to select that egg.” “Too bad,” the girl said and to my shock, instead of eating the egg, she opened up a large orange handbag and dropped the egg inside. “You just stole that egg,” I stated incredulously. She frowned.... “And what are you? The hors d'oeuvre police?” I didn’t know what to say. The girl had rendered me speechless. Who puts a deviled egg in a handbag? And she didn’t even wrap it up in a napkin first. And who carries an oversized orange handbag to a wedding reception? She glared at me and continued her tirade. “And I don’t think it’s stealing because A) I was invited to the wedding and B) no one is charging money for these deviled eggs.”MoreLessRead More Read Less
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