F*ck Love
“there is a knock on my door. I go to answer it, only to find Kit on my welcome mat, a bag of groceries in his hand.
“Since you’ve stolen my girlfriend, I’ve come to make you both dinner,” he announces. I feel unreasonably disappointed that he didn’t come just for me. I’m sort of your wife! We had a child together for God’s sake.
“Great song.” He steps around me and kisses Della.
“Yeaaah.”
I put Carrie on mute, but Kit keeps singing it from the kitchen. Even when he thinks no one is looking, he ...does the closed eye, finger pointy thing. It has deep potential to be adorable, but he’s not my type. And God, stop stealing shit from Mariah.
He doesn’t ask me where anything is, or for help—not that I would have given it to him anyway. He bangs around in the kitchen while Della and I watch reruns of Teen Mom, until he announces it’s time for dinner.
“What did you make?” I ask, sitting at my table and feeling strangely like a guest.
“Ropa Vieja.”
I scrunch my nose.MoreLess
“Since you’ve stolen my girlfriend, I’ve come to make you both dinner,” he announces. I feel unreasonably disappointed that he didn’t come just for me. I’m sort of your wife! We had a child together for God’s sake.
“Great song.” He steps around me and kisses Della.
“Yeaaah.”
I put Carrie on mute, but Kit keeps singing it from the kitchen. Even when he thinks no one is looking, he ...does the closed eye, finger pointy thing. It has deep potential to be adorable, but he’s not my type. And God, stop stealing shit from Mariah.
He doesn’t ask me where anything is, or for help—not that I would have given it to him anyway. He bangs around in the kitchen while Della and I watch reruns of Teen Mom, until he announces it’s time for dinner.
“What did you make?” I ask, sitting at my table and feeling strangely like a guest.
“Ropa Vieja.”
I scrunch my nose.MoreLess
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