Eleven Little Piggies (2012)
“It’s in his car.’ ‘Whose car?’ ‘Ethan’s. Parked behind his office in his marked space. When he came down just now to go to lunch there was a man sitting in the passenger’s seat. He opened the door and the man fell out on the asphalt and a shotgun fell out on top of him. It must have been leaning on him, Ethan says. He said he’s sure he’s dead because he’s very cold and not breathing but he called nine-one-one and asked them to send an ambulance, and what did I advise him to do next?’ Bewildered... by the way his pronouns were stacking up, I put my hand up like a traffic cop and said, ‘What did you say?’ ‘Told Ethan he did fine and now he should tell me his address so I could send somebody to help him. Turns out his office is two blocks from Pokey’s so I called him . . .’ ‘Pokey?’ ‘Yes. Isn’t that who I said? Told Pokey what Ethan said and asked him to see if he could beat the ambulance over there. Because you know how long we’ll all be at this if an ambulance takes that dead guy to the hospital?MoreLess
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