Dumb Clucks (2007)

Authors: R. L. Stine

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““Want to watch some TV?” I gave him my best smile. Sweety growled. All the girls and Nyce House dudes mobbed me, shouting angrily. I didn’t like the way this was going. I’m a popular guy. Popular guys don’t like to be pressed against a wall and mobbed. “You got me wrong!” I shouted. “I love Drastic Duck! He’s my favorite duck! Really! He’s so totally…drastic!” “WAR!” Sweety bellowed. “WAR!” “WAR! WAR! WAR!” Even April-May was pumping her fists and chanting. Didn’t she know she was my girlfriend? Didn’t she know she should be helping me? “Punch him in the encyclopedia!” Wes Updood roared. That dude is so cool. I wish I could understand him. “Encyclopedia! Encyclopedia!” Updood started to chant. But no one joined in on that one. “Put me down! Put me down!” I shouted at Joe Sweety. “I have Danglephobia! It’s very serious. I’m afraid of having my feet dangle in the air!” Sweety pressed me harder against the wall. “Sorry, Bernie,”

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