Dream Boy
““Hey you,” I talked to his back. “I didn’t think you played golf.”
He dropped another ball on the tee. “This isn’t golf,” he said without turning around. “It’s anger management.” He swung back and whacked the ball, hard. It flew high and long, just passing the 220-yard mark.
“Why do you need anger management?” Most of the time Will was the mellowest guy I knew. Of course today the back of his T-shirt read “WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER. Unless the question is ‘What is raw spelled backward?’”
... His T-shirts were kind of like mood rings. And even though his moods were generally in the meh range, there were slight fluctuations: giddy meh (“Free Shrugs!”); grumpy meh (“Three Things I Hate: T-shirts, Irony, Lists”); annoyed meh (“Dear Math, I’m not your therapist. Solve your own problems.”); annoying meh (“It’s Tuesday!” which he only wore on Wednesdays). And the War T-shirt? Well, maybe I should have expected a little more edge from the offset.MoreLess
He dropped another ball on the tee. “This isn’t golf,” he said without turning around. “It’s anger management.” He swung back and whacked the ball, hard. It flew high and long, just passing the 220-yard mark.
“Why do you need anger management?” Most of the time Will was the mellowest guy I knew. Of course today the back of his T-shirt read “WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER. Unless the question is ‘What is raw spelled backward?’”
... His T-shirts were kind of like mood rings. And even though his moods were generally in the meh range, there were slight fluctuations: giddy meh (“Free Shrugs!”); grumpy meh (“Three Things I Hate: T-shirts, Irony, Lists”); annoyed meh (“Dear Math, I’m not your therapist. Solve your own problems.”); annoying meh (“It’s Tuesday!” which he only wore on Wednesdays). And the War T-shirt? Well, maybe I should have expected a little more edge from the offset.MoreLess
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