Dr. Yes
“It is the nature of me. Alison maintains that I sometimes destroy perfectly good metaphorical jumpers by completely unravelling them, when all that was wrong with them in the first place was the loose thread.
Loose threads are not a crime, she maintains. But she is wrong. Loose threads are an indication of a crime and if you have to pull them until the metaphorical jumper, or civilisation itself, falls to pieces, then one must do so. I have a moral obligation. And also, it's fascinating.
To... say that I was distracted by my cigar-cutting discovery would be an understatement.
I could not stop thinking about it. Jeff noticed straight away. We had customers in the shop, for once, and when they asked their pathetic, needy questions, I just looked at them and pointed them vaguely in the right direction where normally I would have been full of salient advice or haughty condescension. Jeff tried to step up to the plate by offering his opinions, but they were those of an idiot and the customers soon left.MoreLess
Loose threads are not a crime, she maintains. But she is wrong. Loose threads are an indication of a crime and if you have to pull them until the metaphorical jumper, or civilisation itself, falls to pieces, then one must do so. I have a moral obligation. And also, it's fascinating.
To... say that I was distracted by my cigar-cutting discovery would be an understatement.
I could not stop thinking about it. Jeff noticed straight away. We had customers in the shop, for once, and when they asked their pathetic, needy questions, I just looked at them and pointed them vaguely in the right direction where normally I would have been full of salient advice or haughty condescension. Jeff tried to step up to the plate by offering his opinions, but they were those of an idiot and the customers soon left.MoreLess
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