“Nicholas Is Ridiculous! 1 The Big Test My name is A.J. and I hate tests. Tests are no fun at all. If you ask me, we should take all the tests and throw them into a giant garbage can. No, I take that back. If you ask me, we should throw all the tests into a giant paper shredder. Shredding paper is cool. Sometimes my dad lets me shred papers for him at home. I wish I could shred stuff all day long. Especially tests. At school the other day, we were minding our own business when our teacher, Mr. G...ranite, said the most horrible thing in the history of the world. “Clear off your desks. It’s time for a test.” “WHAT?!” everybody yelled. “Noooooooooooooo!” shouted Michael, who never ties his shoes. “I didn’t study for a test!” shouted Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food. “That’s not fair!” shouted Alexia, this girl who rides a skateboard all the time. “You didn’t tell us we were going to have a test!” shouted Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.MoreLessRead More Read Less
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