Don't Wear Polka-Dot Underwear With White Pants: (And Other Lessons I've Learned)
“Dad is still at work, and I want to practice right this minute.
This leaves the twins. And I never talk to the twins.
The twins are sitting in their carriers on the kitchen table. They are not asleep, but they do not look very awake, either. They kind of look like globs, but they are the best that I have.
I stand in front of them and start to read, and they do not even open their eyes a little bit more to show that they are listening.
I read my lines with a lot of expression and everything, and... I know that I am doing a good job, thank you very much. Plus, I am pretty funny about it, and the twins do not laugh once. I do not know if they even know how to laugh yet, but if anything should make them laugh, it is me.
“I don’t need you twins!” I finally shout at them with my “You are driving me bananas” face. “I have a best friend who is a better listener.” But then I remember that I am not speaking to Anya because of the cartwheel problem, and this makes me sad.
I will have to make up with Anya, I guess, or else I will have no one to read to.MoreLess
This leaves the twins. And I never talk to the twins.
The twins are sitting in their carriers on the kitchen table. They are not asleep, but they do not look very awake, either. They kind of look like globs, but they are the best that I have.
I stand in front of them and start to read, and they do not even open their eyes a little bit more to show that they are listening.
I read my lines with a lot of expression and everything, and... I know that I am doing a good job, thank you very much. Plus, I am pretty funny about it, and the twins do not laugh once. I do not know if they even know how to laugh yet, but if anything should make them laugh, it is me.
“I don’t need you twins!” I finally shout at them with my “You are driving me bananas” face. “I have a best friend who is a better listener.” But then I remember that I am not speaking to Anya because of the cartwheel problem, and this makes me sad.
I will have to make up with Anya, I guess, or else I will have no one to read to.MoreLess
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