Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
“Why did the boy wear a diaper to the party?
Because he didn’t want to be a party pooper.
No matter how many times Gary read it, that joke always made him laugh.
He was sitting in his room going through one of his jokebooks. There were twenty-eight books in Gary’s bookcase. Twenty-five of them were jokebooks. He also had a dictionary, a book called Sideways Arithmetic from Wayside School, which he didn’t understand, and a novel about a pirate that Angeline had given him a long time a...go and that he’d never read.
“Can I say ‘pooper’ at school?” he asked aloud.
On the walls of his room were posters of famous comedians: W. C. Fields playing poker, Woody Allen playing the clarinet, Whoopi Goldberg jumping in the air, and one of Robin Williams and Jonathan Winters standing side by side, each trying to look sillier than the other.
He’d once noticed that many of his favorite comedians had a name that began with the letter W.MoreLess
Because he didn’t want to be a party pooper.
No matter how many times Gary read it, that joke always made him laugh.
He was sitting in his room going through one of his jokebooks. There were twenty-eight books in Gary’s bookcase. Twenty-five of them were jokebooks. He also had a dictionary, a book called Sideways Arithmetic from Wayside School, which he didn’t understand, and a novel about a pirate that Angeline had given him a long time a...go and that he’d never read.
“Can I say ‘pooper’ at school?” he asked aloud.
On the walls of his room were posters of famous comedians: W. C. Fields playing poker, Woody Allen playing the clarinet, Whoopi Goldberg jumping in the air, and one of Robin Williams and Jonathan Winters standing side by side, each trying to look sillier than the other.
He’d once noticed that many of his favorite comedians had a name that began with the letter W.MoreLess
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