Diary of a Nerd King #2: the Complete 2nd Season - Episodes 1 to 8
“the floor could cave in, and you could fall right through it, bed and all. That's totally possible too. I've heard of cases where people have a leaky sink or bathtub, and the water gets the floor all wet and rotted over time, and then it caves in. It could probably happen if you have really bad aim when you're going pee too. Enough times missing the bowl, and it's not just going to be your Mom yelling at you for getting pee on the floor in the bathroom. You could be standing there and th...e whole floor caves in right in the middle of you doing your thing! And what about airplanes? I've totally seen pictures on the news of airplanes that have crashed right into the roofs of people's houses or other buildings. Imagine waking up with the nose of a jumbo jet sticking into your face, with the pilot staring at you all freaked out and stuff! Or meteors. They're always saying on TV that there's a good chance a big meteor will hit the earth one day. What if one hit your house? You go to bed upstairs the night before, and wake up in the basement the next morning to find your house as flat as a pancake and a meteor on top of you. And windows have always been a concern of mine. They're like the weak spot for security in your bedroom. If something bad is coming in, it's probably coming in through the window because it would be the easiest way to get in. Don't laugh. There's lots of stuff that could come in through your bedroom window. Think of how many birds are always flying around outside. Imagine if a few of them flew into your window. The first one or two could break it, and then the rest would come flying right in like a little bomber squadron that dive bombs you in your sleep and pelts you with white, stinky, sticky, bird-poo bombs. Or what if an alien spaceship decided to mind probe you. They'd probably just do it right through your window. They could shoot their mind probe beam right into your room that way without having to use a laserbeam or something to burn a hole in your wall or your roof. Or the aliens could just use a transporter beam to beam themselves into your room right through your window. I'm not sure if it matters to them whether they beam through your wall, your roof, or your window, but even if it doesn't, they can use your window to see inside to make sure they aim their beams right. And don't forget secret agents or special forces from the army. They're going to come in through your window if they're coming to get you. No point blowing a hole in your wall with top secret super explosives when they can just come in through the window. Really, it's like windows are a really bad idea. Whoever thought of them really didn't think them through all the way. Sure, it's nice to get some sunshine in, or a bit of fresh air, but is it really worth it considering all the possible problems? I'm gonna have to remember to discuss this whole window thing with my Dad. He probably hasn't thought it through all the way either, or he would've taken out all the windows in our house a long time ago. He'll probably thank me after he gets over being all worried. When I finally did open my eyes, I decided it wasn't a bad idea to just lay in bed for a while and think about things. I have a lot on my mind these days, and some of my best thinking gets done while I'm lying in bed. I imagine that's true of all the great minds in history. You know...MoreLess
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