Diary of a Minecraft Zombie: book 1
“Until I realized I could only get a pet squid.
I would rather have a cat or a dog, like Steve.
But Mom says we can’t because we shed all over the furniture.
“Dogs have a habit of burying our body parts in the back yard,” she says.
“Cats are worse.” she said. “They have a habit of turning everything into a scratching post.”
Squids are OK, I guess. But all they do is swim around.
Creepy’s parents gave him a pig.
Now that’s a cool pet.
He didn’t have it for long ...though...
One day it got struck by lightning.
I think my cousin Piggy thought he saw it roaming around his neighborhood in the Nether.
Speaking of lightning, one of Creepy’s uncles got struck by lightning once.
They took him to the hospital… He didn’t stay long though...MoreLess
I would rather have a cat or a dog, like Steve.
But Mom says we can’t because we shed all over the furniture.
“Dogs have a habit of burying our body parts in the back yard,” she says.
“Cats are worse.” she said. “They have a habit of turning everything into a scratching post.”
Squids are OK, I guess. But all they do is swim around.
Creepy’s parents gave him a pig.
Now that’s a cool pet.
He didn’t have it for long ...though...
One day it got struck by lightning.
I think my cousin Piggy thought he saw it roaming around his neighborhood in the Nether.
Speaking of lightning, one of Creepy’s uncles got struck by lightning once.
They took him to the hospital… He didn’t stay long though...MoreLess
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Guest 2 years ago
Yeah. It was really good, and I can't stop reading them. And I'm obsessed with these kinds of books and I'm only 11 years old.
Guest 4 years ago
I is awesome I love reading this book I have red these books over and over againMy favourite person in this book would be zacks little brother and how he rides a chicken
Guest 5 years ago
This Minecraft diary of a wimpy kid parody was pretty funny.My favorite character was the little brother.
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