Date With Death (Welcome to Hell)
“Lucifer chuckled, an evil chuckle of course, as if there was any other acceptable kind. He did so love it when he managed to pull off subtle wickedness. The satisfying feeling. The giddy anticipation as he waited for his plot to unfold. The— He yelped—in a very un-Satan like manner—as an unexpected voice inquired, “Who did you screw over now?”
Clutching at his chest, he glared at his girlfriend. “Fuck, woman. Give me a heart attack, why don’t you.”
“You’d need a heart for that,” was her... dry response.
“A waste of an organ, if you ask me. Another liver so a male can drink more alcohol, now that would have made more sense.”
She shook her head. “You are such a man. And you didn’t answer my question. Who did you screw this time?”
“Screw is such a harsh term.”
“Oh for earth’s sake. Would you answer the bloody question?MoreLess
Clutching at his chest, he glared at his girlfriend. “Fuck, woman. Give me a heart attack, why don’t you.”
“You’d need a heart for that,” was her... dry response.
“A waste of an organ, if you ask me. Another liver so a male can drink more alcohol, now that would have made more sense.”
She shook her head. “You are such a man. And you didn’t answer my question. Who did you screw this time?”
“Screw is such a harsh term.”
“Oh for earth’s sake. Would you answer the bloody question?MoreLess
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