Dastardly Deeds
“My favourite was the one about middle-age bladder shrinkage. I literally peed myself laughing!The donkey stared at the ground. Occasionally an ear would twitch but other than that, he might have been carved from stone. His back certainly felt like it. Scott and Phoebe trotted past, both laughing uproariously. I waved, trying to look as if being stationary halfway up a steep, zigzagging, donkey-excrement-littered path was just what the doctor ordered.I leant over my donkey’s neck to murmur encou...ragement but was not even rewarded by an ear twitch. He also smelt like mildewy suitcase. At least the view was superb. Santorini was actually an archipelago that spooned a vast volcanic crater in the Aegean Sea. It was picture-postcard beautiful. Ribbons of red, white and black lava pebbles curved along the azure sea. Soaring, layered cliffs crowned by clusters of whitewashed buildings, with the occasional blue dome adding a splash of colour. Every view was the scene of another painting, too perfect to be real, the type that adorned beach house walls the world over.Shuttles had been employed to ferry us to the shore, where it soon became obvious that the rumours had been true.MoreLess
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