Daisy And the Trouble With Life (2007)
“It was a hungry gurgle! I must really be getting better!
I haven’t had breakfast or lunch today, so no wonder I’m getting hungry gurgles.
My mum said drinking water would be all right, but for a while eating food wouldn’t be a very good idea at all. She said she got up to rub my back seventy-three times last night and even if I tried to eat anything, it would probably go straight through me.
To be honest, I haven’t felt even the slightest bit hungry till now. And even now I don’t feel that hung...ry.
I was opening loo roll number eight this morning when Mum told me I was grounded. She said she didn’t like grounding me, but because eating a sweet off the pavement was such a disgusting thing to do, I had to learn my lesson. Otherwise I might do it again. I s’pose she’s right.
I promised her I would never ever EVER do it again. And I double promised I would never pick anything up off ANY floor again EVER EVER, except for the toys in my bedroom. Then I triple promised that even if I saw a hundred strawberry dib-dabs lying on the pavement, still in their packets, with a PLEASE EAT ME sign next to them, I still wouldn’t pick them up.MoreLess
I haven’t had breakfast or lunch today, so no wonder I’m getting hungry gurgles.
My mum said drinking water would be all right, but for a while eating food wouldn’t be a very good idea at all. She said she got up to rub my back seventy-three times last night and even if I tried to eat anything, it would probably go straight through me.
To be honest, I haven’t felt even the slightest bit hungry till now. And even now I don’t feel that hung...ry.
I was opening loo roll number eight this morning when Mum told me I was grounded. She said she didn’t like grounding me, but because eating a sweet off the pavement was such a disgusting thing to do, I had to learn my lesson. Otherwise I might do it again. I s’pose she’s right.
I promised her I would never ever EVER do it again. And I double promised I would never pick anything up off ANY floor again EVER EVER, except for the toys in my bedroom. Then I triple promised that even if I saw a hundred strawberry dib-dabs lying on the pavement, still in their packets, with a PLEASE EAT ME sign next to them, I still wouldn’t pick them up.MoreLess
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