Created By (2011)
“Hold on …”
Alan could hear him eating, getting mad at his food, squawking at his secretary. Covering the mouthpiece a little.
“… is this angel hair? Who the fuck shaves these angels. This isn’t what I asked for …”
“Jordan … you there?”
“Alan … back. Anyway, the fucking hitman pitches his life story to this tampon who’s eating it up, sucking on the story. Studio guy says—”
Alan interrupted. “Jordan … going into a meeting. How about later?”
“Just take a sec. So, the studio guy says, ‘Hey, Guido, ...I love it. But I’ll have to get back to you.’ “Jordan oozed caustic glee.” The guy doesn’t get back to Guido and he shows up at his office this morning only to find a wheelchair with a fucking note attached, okay? Says … ‘Haven’t heard from you. I thought you liked me.’ ” Jordan cackled. “So, now it’s in development. Is that great?”
“Jordan … I have a meeting.”
“Right. I’ll make it fast. Two things. Number one: wanted you to hear it from me.MoreLess
Alan could hear him eating, getting mad at his food, squawking at his secretary. Covering the mouthpiece a little.
“… is this angel hair? Who the fuck shaves these angels. This isn’t what I asked for …”
“Jordan … you there?”
“Alan … back. Anyway, the fucking hitman pitches his life story to this tampon who’s eating it up, sucking on the story. Studio guy says—”
Alan interrupted. “Jordan … going into a meeting. How about later?”
“Just take a sec. So, the studio guy says, ‘Hey, Guido, ...I love it. But I’ll have to get back to you.’ “Jordan oozed caustic glee.” The guy doesn’t get back to Guido and he shows up at his office this morning only to find a wheelchair with a fucking note attached, okay? Says … ‘Haven’t heard from you. I thought you liked me.’ ” Jordan cackled. “So, now it’s in development. Is that great?”
“Jordan … I have a meeting.”
“Right. I’ll make it fast. Two things. Number one: wanted you to hear it from me.MoreLess
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